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  • If you're becoming weary of endless aisles of the same Monster Dolls, wavy brown soaps, earth-toned, layerable garments designed for white people with dreads, and lavender-scented, natural beauty products, the Spring One Of A Kind Show just might surprise you because you might actually find a ton of really pretty necklaces, cute little terrariums, blown glass eyeballs, awesome hand-painted reversible clutches, and some of it is really fucking expensive (like I am NOT paying $105 for a bedazzled Ouija board when I can just grab one at my local occult shop and bedazzle it myself, thank you very much), but to the delight of your wallet, you only end up picking up a $5 bottle of pear-scented massage oil and scoring the very last table in the wine garden where you smugly sip some disgusting, lukewarm white wine because now there's a huge line up of middle-aged women trying to get into the hottest spot at the show, but you're totally satisfied because wining and crafting is your absolute favourite thing to do, and then you discover the food section and basically die and go to chocolate and cheese sample heaven and, congratulations, you're officially 30-something and this is what your life has become.
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