Lack of ample boobage.
Food poisoning.
Live entertainment tax added on to bill when band was packing up. Bands usually suck here anyway.
I don't know WHY I wanted to try the clam chowder, but it was totally microwaved.
My guy friends were so disappointed they joked all night about going home later after ordering fast food and having my friends and I serve them like Hooters girls just to make up for it.