I hate to do this to you Bobby, I really do. But the tortillas were stale. Really!?
Breathe, let's start over. Brunch, Saturday morning, 10:35am. No reservation but not a problem since they open at 10:30. I asked what "cactus pear" tasted like, and the waiter couldn't describe it. So I took a leap and got it anyway, it was delicious but the best part was that they gave me a mini-carafe of simple syrup to sweeten it with!! Yeaaaaaah. The little things.
Anyway, I was really eying up the chilaquiles but the waiter recommended the steak and eggs instead. What a mistake. So yeah, while the steak was cooked properly, the TORTILLAS WERE STALE. Nearly inedible! And I LOVE tortillas! And the bell pepper 'salsas' that it came with were cold and smushed together. The guac was brown. Just BLEH.
$60 brunch and I didn't even get good tortillas or a good 'salsa' which I always see Bobby Flay coming up with. Ugh.