The best summary I can give is that the best thing about this meal was the store bought chips they served with my sandwich.
The French onion soup was clearly canned and the cup was choked with bagged, stale croutons. It was $4 for a cup which was atrocious given the quality. My fish sandwich was bland, the lettuce was wilted, and the pickle was unpleasant. Word of advice - have good pickles if you're gonna call yourself a deli. My boyfriend's gyro clearly had meat that was pre-sliced and frozen, and they forgot the sauce. A deli served pre-sliced frozen meat.
When the waitress asked how our food was, I shrugged and she walked away. Do yourself a favor and just don't.