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  • Look, this place isn't going to impress you and make you moan with culinary ecstasy. It's kinda edible for the most part and does what it can if you've a craving for something particular that they offer. Our order consisted of several items, as reviewed below: Baby Back Ribs - The fat wasn't rendered off very well and the meat was hardly fall-off-the-bone. Their barbecue sauce wasn't anything to write home about, but it was fine. They were edible, but it was a bit of an ordeal to eat around all the fat. Fried Zucchini - This was probably the best thing. Not over battered, cut into manageable slices rather than giant zucchini sticks some places give you, and generally tasty. Chicken Strips - These must have been sitting in a warmer for awhile and not made fresh. A little dry and over-crunchy. Again, edible, but not worth $7. French Fries - This is misleading. When I think of "french fries" I think of thin McDonald's style fries. These are WEDGES. Had we known they were wedges, we wouldn't have ordered them. They might be fine for wedges, I wouldn't know, because I don't like wedges. Oh, they also came in a sad, brown paper bag just DRIPPING with grease. Gross. Potato Salad - Potato salad is one of my favorite side dishes. This was not good. They left the skins on the russet potatoes. That seems really bizarre to me for potato salad. Red potato skins, sure... but russet potato skins in my potato salad? No, thanks. I'm not sure what all they put in this salad, but it was orange and just strange tasting. Side Salad - Ok, this was just a joke. The description was "mixed greens" and it was clearly from some prepackaged mix that included iceberg lettuce and slivers of cabbage. That's it. No tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots or anything at all. And, the best part... the online delivery didn't give an option for choosing dressing (which I failed to notice) and so it didn't come with any dressing. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with plain iceberg lettuce. Perhaps tomorrow I'll make a BLT? They also didn't provide us with any utensils OR NAPKINS. We ordered ribs and received NO NAPKINS. When I order ribs I expect napkins and wet naps, even if it's take out. I had actually started off this review giving them 3 stars, but as I continued to type things out I realized how pitiful this meal actually was, so in the end I made it 2 stars. It's not likely a place we'd order from again.
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