Meat and potatoes delivered neither of the aforementioned, although there were plenty cockroaches and a rat to serenade us on our night out in the Burgh. To avoid ruining the hip vibe inside we were placed outside (we have a 2 year old and she's so. not. hip) where we waited and waited and waited some more for appetizers, some flatbread, and a ricotta that never saw the light of day. Clearly we ordered the most time-intensive meals on the menu. Although beverages came out as expected, we were quickly forgotten outside and left waiting until I made my way to the front desk and asked for a check. The server came out and actually asked if we were still enjoying our beverages after being told by the front desk we were upset (and beverages being beyond empty). Interesting. I asked for the manager and she comped the drinks and was quite pleasant considering the situation, but there's something about making my child wait for food that infuriates me. There is nowhere else in this city where I've experienced such lackluster service and poor ambience (when building a restaurant avoid placing your patio along the alley filled with garbage disposal units). Many thanks to our hotel staff for having Microwave Mac n cheese on hand to feed my daughter at 10:00 at night. We won't be back come hell or high water.