Wait wait wait... this place is still open? No, seriously? Um. I'm confused. No, I mean like, in business? Operating? A manager? Employees? Hours of operation? Transact monies? Uhhhhh. You sure? Because when you define "Air" as a smoker's patio and "Earth" as weird alien shit on the walls and "Fire" as the burning of your ear drums and "Water" as a place to buy really expensive drinks that dehydrate you, I just can't really comprehend how our $30k millionaire ballers can afford to keep this place going, even in an economic environment that protects only their class. But that's why I'm a $20k impoverished sycophantic parasite on our society. No business sense.
Two stars for the money they put into this place in the first place. And the elevator to the private VIP bullshit area. Classy. Retarded classiness.