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  • They're shooting a reality show here, right? Like. They have to be. There's no other way to explain it. The other reviewers have this place all wrong. It's not a GROCERY store, it's an ENTERTAINMENT venue. There's only one time of day to go. 4 in the morning. It's late enough that the drunks are all tired and passed out. It's early enough that all the keener morning people are not up yet or still at the gym. So what does that leave you with? A crowd that's guaranteed to be at least 70% on heavy hard drugs and 20% dressed in some interesting makeshift tin-foil costume. Oh, and me. It always amazes me the things people buy in the middle of the night. Like the guy I call "cookieman", a well-dressed chap who shows up in the pre-dawn to purchase multiple bags of Double-Stuff'd Oreos and Fig Newtons. Because HE NEEDS THEM NOW. There must be some scientific study somewhere that correlates time-of-day when one shops with nutritional content of their purchase. If you go for this place as a "grocery store", you'll be sorely disappointed. Horrible produce. Poor stock. Scary security people. If it's food you need... best off going up the block to the 24 hour Sobeys or Fiesta Farms during the daylight. But if you're looking for a good time....
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