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| - This is not about the food or drinks, because we didn't eat. Its about the theme, atmosphere, and employees.
We were hungry and looking for a place to eat in this area. I should have looked it up first, but I was enticed by the silly giant deer statue by the patio.
I was confused by the sign that offered a "scenic view" in the middle of a shopping center in Phoenix. As we parked, two large men, one looking like some sort of mafia bouncer, and another male employee were outside kind of yelling back and forth and swearing. My first thought was "wow, it looks like going into a strip club". And I was sort of right. Its like a lumberjack themed hooters.
The hostess was nice, lots of makeup, less of anything resembling clothing, because the women there are strippers with serving trays. (Except strippers make better money and don't get treated as shitty). We looked over the menu, and there was not an appealing option there. The food selection is limited, probably because most people go to drink and grope coeds.
Everyone male there looked crazy happy, and few women customers looked miserable. We waited a few minutes at our table and decided not to stay. It was too uncomfortable, we felt out of place, and the food options sucked. The managers or bouncers or whatever they were had this skeezy attitude when we walked by them. The waitresses and hostesses looked shocked that two women come in by themselves (since there weren't men there to convince us its "because of the food"). I felt a little bad leaving like that, I've worked at restaurants, I know what a pain it is when customers just up and leave, but if I want to pay for nearly naked women I'll go to a strip club.
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