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  • 5 totally skanky stars! and i say that in the best way possible. let's be honest- no one comes to the bullet thinking they are going to see amazingly hot strippers do crazy pole acrobatics and pop bottles in the champagne room. this is a dive. you come to the bullet for the following reasons: -there are some hot girls here. there are also some girls here who know they have a face for radio, but work it out extra hard from the neck down to compensate. my favorite? this weekend i got a lap dance or 3 from a hot, super thick blond chick in little reading glasses. almost fat, but definitely phat. you just don't see that enough! -girls get in free. guys, if you use the atm, it spits out a free admission -got a table close to the stage? for $1, these girls will go balls out: legs wrapped around your head, coochie in the face, motorboats for days, etc. -need some attention form the lady on stage? get $1, go stand by the pole or lay on your back on the stage... they will get that money! if you are a girl, be prepared for them to try and lift your shirt up on stage. my advice is save it for the lap dance. -lapdance for $10! guys, you have to abide by the typical rules. girls, get ready! you can touch all over the dancers. they can and will touch all over you. one time, back in the day, there was a hot latina dancer that had a nice set of implants, and was giving me a lapdance: stripper: (takes my hands and places on her implants) SQUEEZE THEM HARD! me: i don't want to pop one.... stripper: try to pop one. you can't! quality all the way, baby.
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