Lucy! Oh, LUCY!
How many times have I tried to like you? How many times was I let down? My friends think you're so great, that it just makes breaking up so hard to do.
Are my expectations too high? I don't think so. I'm not expecting to fill the shoes of Red Apple Grill. I been to Tony (Roma's) and (Famous) Dave's. I've gone to Memphis (Championship). Heck, even Applebee's served up better...and was a really cheap date.
Maybe you're too saucy for me, always running here and there. Or perhaps you just lack flavor, that certain je nais se quoi. I don't know. I've given you so many chances to impress me and to show me what you've got, but this is the last time. I've pretty much given up on you.
Goodbye Lucy, I fare thee well.