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  • I won't lie, the place is sometimes dirty. Sometimes the food sucks. I mean I've been eating IHOP food on and off for many years, and before eating at this particular one I would have bet money that you would seriously have to try to screw it up badly. Also, sometimes the service sucks. They forget items, they don't remember your special requests, they may or may not bring you condiments, utensils, or even remember to wipe your table. Why then? Why in the world would I give this place four stars? It's simple. On Friday and Saturday nights around 2:30, magic happens. It's generally best to arrive early, say at 2:15 for prime seating. Around 2:25 the trainwreck begins in earnest. Liquored up college students shuffle in by the carload. There will be laughter, tears, raucous and raunchy behavior. Some will wander off to the bathroom. Most of them will return. Random people will start conversations with you. Some lucky (unlucky?) strangers will hook up. There may be dancing, singing, even removal of various items of clothing. You may choose to raise the stakes a little by betting on your favorite contenders for likely drunken behaviors such as, that guy is going to pass out at his table. Or that girl is coming back from the bathroom with vomit in her hair. It's a lot like a bar or club but the music isn't as loud so it's easier to eavesdrop and / or join conversations. Plus the real fun is in going completely sober. Sure, I still like to tie one on now and again and I am certainly not always be a saint in public. Every once in a while though it's fun to step outside of that and imagine how I must look to everyone else who isn't having the good time I'm having. When I need a long hard look at myself, I find the patrons of this particular IHOP to be excellent mirrors. Especially at the aforementioned times. Come on now, who doesn't enjoy a little schadenfreude with their hashbrowns?
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