One summer I decided to get in a fist fight with my cousin at a family reunion. He's a lot bigger than me and had a lot more people on his side. Things weren't looking good for me. In the end, my cousin fell backwards and broke the small of his back.
We were traveling from Chapel Hill to Spartanburg. And look, we ALREADY KNOW that we are eating at Pizza Man in Covington, La. tomorrow night. We explained this to the parking lot attendant after pulling over in Charlotte and even HE thought it was weird. Fuel Pizza did not have a lot going for it, but in the end, the parking lot attendant stumbled backwards and broke the small of his back.
First of all everybody, we were floored by the really fun looking Charlotte skyline (and we are skyline enthusiasts to the max, bro). Then we were floored by the really fun Za at Fuel. The food came out fast, it was inexpensive, and was located in a fun spot in the city. Not far from the interstate. It was everything we wanted. We were so satisfied with our experience that we went back in time and warned my cousin about that banana peel and I ended up getting punched in the face.