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| - PRICE GOUGING AT THE BEST!!!! 6/2/2015
So they clearly built this abnormally large facility without a plan on how to pay for it...enter the clientele. They will Village Suck every Penny from you! Save your time and money and check out the YMCA!!
Let's start with no group rate!!! Nope, nada, zip, zilch...not even going to discuss it. No corporate rates, no community rates, no school rates, no veterans rates, no senior rates, no gay rates, no straight rates, no black rates!!!! NOTHING! They were not willing to provide a group rate (she even stated that their Intel rate is higher than their specials right now).
Anyways, here's the scoop:
The enrollment fee is $450 right now. They are offering a $50 off coupon for the month of June, so $400. That's for a family or individual plan. She stated that this is half of the other clubs in Phoenix. Right {cough Planet Fitness}!!! If you don't take the 7 day trial, they will discount this to $300, but that is as low as they will go. {Cough Studio Fit free 2 weeks}
For the month of June, they are offering $500 in member incentives. The package includes several things like a 30 minute massage, 30 minute pilaties, 60 minutes of personal training, etc.) Also, the month of July is free (waive monthly costs).
As to the membership rates, they are $159/mo + $76 for a significant other = $235/couple. Children are $42 (1-6 children, not per child). If you don't pay for children to be on your plan, the rates below go up. It comes to a difference of $2/mo.
Child care is additional for children under 5. It's $4/hr/child, max 3hrs/day. But they also offer an unlimited plan which makes sense if you use more than 11 hours/mo. It's $55/child, $90/2 children, or $125/3 children.
So, a family plan ($277/mo) + child care for 3 ($125) = $402/mo! THAT IS A NICE CAR PAYMENT PEOPLE!!!!
Not even if I had unlimited disposable income would I pay for that!!! No bar...no drinks at the spa! No high end dinner restaurant. Healthy gluten free lunch cafeteria at $15-22 per meal. Can you imagine the pretentious socializing that will commence here??
No top golf. No water park. Staff fresh out of college...lacking experience...hey have to minimize costs somehow...planning on outsourcing to India as soon as they find a provider. Guess how many plys the toilet paper is at this place?!?!?!?
Check out lifetime fitness on 6/2/2015. They are waiving enrollment fees if you mention considering the Village!!!
Please stop gouging the residents of Chandler...we deserve $50/month health/fitness access not at our expense of the poor planing for your facility rates.
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