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| - Okay, so the thing is, you have to eat at this place with the right mindset. I see a lot of people hating on American Roadside and judging it as if they've been personally insulted. It's the equivalent of a diner, so you're not going to get your burger medium rare and don't expect it to taste like a filet. It's also not a quick service restaurant, so don't expect fast food speed. It's fast casual and I think it does a good job.
For ~$6 - $7, you can make your burger the greatest burger on this planet. They've brought the customization right to the customer... isnt' that what we all want? You can choose from a myriad of toppings and sauces so I don't see what the fuss is about. OMG you have to CHOOSE??? all that work? yes, deal with it.
Milshakes.. .simply amazing. Oreo for me. Probably the most "unreasonably" priced thing on their menu (like $4), but also quite possibly the most delicious. They make each shake by hand and it's a good portion for normal-sized people. It's not too thick (eating with a spoon), nor does it feel liquidy or watered down. Classic.
If you're not interested in burgers, they also have chicken burgers (Fried or grilled), chicken tenders, hot dogs, wings, and best of alll...TATER TOTS. Seriously a delicious lunch if you're looking for food that makes you feel good.
Healthy? no, it isn't. So you might as well go all out if you come here. Don't be someone who asks:
"hmm could i have a double bacon cheeseburger..oh but only one slice of cheese... tryna watch my figure!"
Seriously, enjoy your time here and binge. Have a beer. That's what this place is here for. It may be a prime example of why America is overweight, but as they say... "everything in moderation"
4/5
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