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  • it's 3 am and you want to keep partying. it's 3 am and you can't decide if you want a lap dance or 2 tequila shots. it's 3 am and you've lost your cellphone. it's 3 am and 5 of your girlfriends got into a fight. it's 3 am and you feel like watching some topless dancers. it's 3 am and you don't want to go to a strip club or a bar. it's 3 am.... in VEGAS. oh! the possibilities! okay, all in all, i would give this place 4 stars- but i got into a huge fight with the bouncers/security of this place. my friend decided to park her car in front of the entrance (blocking oncoming traffic) of the valet/ velvet ropes... all the attendants were screaming at us (drunk b*tches) to move the car. my friend started a ruckus and asked to speak to the owner (which she was friends with). well, the bouncers started kicking her car... i didn't object to it because she WAS blocking the entrance to the VIP parking lot. however, one of the bouncers took a jig (knife) and punctured her tires. okay.... so how the hell are were supposed to move the damned car NOW?!?! whatevs... i need to see some boobies. screw this. you walk in- there's lights flashing everywhere, poles ascending from the high ceilings, cute (but not drop dead gorgeous) girls sitting in giant martini glasses and horny dudes staring at all the pretty girls. you'd think it was just a good ol' strip joint- nope. at 4am, this place is PACKED and the music starts pumpin'. it's a dance club... but w/ hornier and prettier go-go (TOPLESS) dancers. yum. haha. the decor is colorful. they did a great job on the modern/sleek furnishings.
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