I think a five-year-old could prepare a better brunch than the folks at Grenadier Cafe. The owners of this establishment must be rolling in dough - seriously - head there on any nice weekend, and there are lineups through the park for a table on their dirty, bug-infested patio.
The service is super slow, and the food is awful. Greasy eggs, half-toasted, super buttery, Wonder Bread-style toast. Don't go there.
Bring a picnic. Stop by the farmer's market, or just skip greasy breakfast, and over-indulge on two ice cream cones.