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Sushi catcher.
Oooh man did you guys fuck up. You guys fucked up big time.
Bare with me Yelpers, there's a story here, or if you want, scroll down to the pic/video.
Let's quick recap:
* Food took over an hour.
* Made My wife late back to work.
* Had to eat in the parking lot.
* Waitress's fortune cookie worth of advice.
* Rotted food.
* $32.95 wasted.
That about sum it up?
So not only did I waste my lunch hour & my wife's lunch hour waiting for our food, then nobody even owned up to it or apologized.
Waitress brings us our check & and this ditty: "Next time you should call ahead."
You really think there's gunna be a "Next time"?
Good idea, though, but Maybe if we knew we were coming here before hand.
Maybe if we knew the gentleman sat down 10 minutes after us, got his sushi roll, his soup and his drink before us.
Maybe if we knew you were serving Plague Salad...
And I can totally understand some days shit goes totally blas-ackwards, and back asswards. But fuckin' own that shit, man. Don't try to pass that shit off on me like I did something fucking wrong.
And I was going to let that shit go.
Until You served My wife rotting food.
Rotting food.
You served my wife rotting food.
Rotting food you fuckin halfwit.
Are you trying to kill people, you can't serve them this shit.
Guess where that meal went--straight in the fucking trash.
Next time, don't serve me food nobody can eat; just be honest: " Gris, you don't wanna eat here, just save yourself the trouble & wipe your ass with $32."
I appreciate honesty, I will happily stand on your table, present myself, & wipe my ass with crisp dollar bills.
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Good, yeah, glad we got this out. Thanks for the chat. Yeah. Whew. Good talk. Do you feel better? I feel better. Thanks.
- 4/1/17 [Part 2 Continued]
Ooh! It doesn't get much better then this, kids. Seriously, strap in, you can't make this shit up.
My wife called to ask for a refund. Our waitress hung up on my wife after insisting our ticket was only in for 15 mins wait ( Either she's lying, or she forgot to put in our order until minute 40 of our time there)
Next, my wife spoke with the manager who told her, they would be happy to give us a refund, provided we remove this Review from Yelp...
Dig that shit? They almost poison us & then have the stones to hold my refund hostage?!
Yeah, Sushi Catcher, don't balls-up & accept responsibility or anything lol.
That would be Adulting & we wouldn't want you to do that shit.
Practice good business standards? Parish the thought lol.
( YELP, that might be of interest to you; I say, They're keeping my refund until I take this Review down. )
So lemme get this straight: Sushi Catcher is charging me $32 to have Freedom of Speech after serving me bad food?
Let me give you that one more again: They are charging Me for serving rotting food that I couldn't eat.
Hmm.
Call it a quick decision but our panel of Judges just voted unanimously--that's right, an 11 Middle-finger Vote--against Sushi Catchers demands.
So that settles it, that's a big Fuck you to Sushi Catcher. This Review stays up & we consider the matter closed.
I gotta tell ya, though, that's gotta be the best $32 I've spent in a long time.
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