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  • Where do I begin with this place? I went with a friend, eagerly hungry and ready to consume copious amount of authentic hand pulled noodles. We were seated promptly and we looked around. Aesthetically, the place looks like a can of sardines, you are seated so close to your neighbor that you are forced to listen to their conversations. The waitress brought our menus and we spent some time looking at different types of noodles. During this time, the waitress brought a jug of water and we drank from it to quench our thirst.... I have never been so turned off by water so quickly, drinking this water felt like torture. I felt like I was being waterboarded. Water is such an quintessential part of our survival, it is so simple; and yet with this simplicity in mind, a restaurant to screw up on water is like a fish not being able to swim. First, the water container was stained. When I mean stained, I mean stained like an inner glass of a dirty aquarium, where they just refused to clean the place. I could literally swipe my finger across the inside of the jug and my finger would come out chalky. Additionally, water from this jug tasted like swimming pool water. Just imagine yourself swimming at a public pool; you dive into the deep end to to see how long you can hold your breath. You miscalculate, panic, and haphazardly chug a mouthful of water when coming back up. That's how drinking this water felt/tasted like: a glass of water from a crowded swimming pool, slow cooked at a ripe temperature of 35c. In attempt to hail mary this devastating jug of liquid they called water, they put an ample amount of lemon to mask the pungent taste of chlorine, sweat and swimwear. Despite this lemon-nuke, I vividly remember tasting the floor of my local swimming pool. Their hand pulled noodle was good, texture was chewy and soft. No complains on the noodles. However, the soup itself was displeasing. I could easily condense the soup into two parts: MSG and Water. Price is fair. I mean for someone to pull your noodles and serve it in a bathtub of MSG water, $11 - $15 is easily justifiable. Everything else was OK. 1/5
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