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| - This place is just unreal. Picture three levels of people EVERYWHERE. I'll give you a tour!
First floor (entry level): Cougarville. This is where all of the beautiful people of Southwest Champaign drink after the kiddies are sent downstairs with 20s (more on that later) and the BMWs, Mercedes, and Lexus SUVs have been safely parked in the lot. There are pool tables, booths, video games, tons of TVs, a big U shaped bar, etc. This is just a taste of the insanity you'll find on other levels. This level has cougars on the prowl and 20-somethings looking for their divorced sugar daddies. People watching at it's best....I mean it really doesn't get any better than this.
Downstairs: Chuck-E-Cheese on CRACK! I've never seen so many kids running around in my life without parental supervision. There is some kind of mini bowling thing and another bar and more booths and pool tables....it's just insanity. If you despise children like I do don't go down here....you'll need a strong sedative if you do.
Upper Level: This place is also unreal. If you're having a birthday party, family reunion, bachelorette party, bat mitzfah, divorce party, whatever the event and you live in Southwest Champaign you'll have it here. Kids running EVERYWHERE and the beautiful parents of SW Champaign ignoring them. Just pure insanity.
Every time I'm at J2 I just have to laugh because when I was growing up this was an empty cornfield at Windsor and Duncan, now it's a goldmine. The pizza is good, the service sucks, and you just can't beat the people watching anywhere else. Go once...take it all in...and NEVER go back!
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