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  • My first home came with an old monster of an HVAC unit. That lumbering giant always let me down. I knew it was time to slay the beast. One more Phoenix summer with that thing was more than I could stomach. The beast fought back, slowly revealing his nasty, little secrets. The original installer never wired the poor monster properly, which finally explained my need for constant rescue when the seasons changed. It had been more than 20 years since the beast first found his mount on my roof, but this was his final battle. He lost. Benefit won. Now my house smells like pancakes when the heat kicks on, which is, apparently what a new HVAC system smells like. Only downside, maple coated carbs are now a daily temptation. This is my own battle to fight. It took three guys to rid me of my nightmare (I'm envisioning myself as sleeping beauty right now, both dramatic and self-flattering), but my knights in shinning armor (and safety harnesses) prevailed. Let Benefit slay your dragon, and live happily ever after in the kingdom of maple scented reliability. Bring it, AZ summer. I'm ready for you. I think this might be my dorkiest review yet.
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