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dateCreated	2017-10-21 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Aperitivo Et al
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	After more than a week in Italy, my wife was dying. She needed a salad and had been unable to find anything resembling an actual American veggie haul. I discovered Aperitivo Et al had not only salad, but one with avocado on it. My wife, nearly terminal from a lack of vegetables and avocado, jumped at the chance to be reunited with some of her favorite foods. Watch your step on the way in. There's a step down as you enter that literally everyone misses. (Cue Ned Ryerson.) Once inside, we were seated quickly. We enjoyed wine from a large menu and my wife scarfed down that salad. "The avocado's a little hard," she muttered. I stared at her with my husbandly death ray and she realized that avocado beggars cannot be avocado choosers in the land of all carbs. Aperitivo Et al is a tiny, cozy place where you can enjoy lots of different wines. I would have given it five stars, except the table next to us featured a husband and wife who were letting their 6-year-old child watch a football game at full volume on a cell phone. 1. Don't bring your 6-year-old to a wine bar. That's just stupid. 2. If you do bring your 6-year-old to a wine bar, give him a coloring book or a comic book. Don't give him your phone. 3. If you insist on giving your son your phone, give him headphones. Some of us are trying to drink and/or enjoy tough avocado on lettuce. I subtract a star because the Aperitivo Et al staff should have thrown broken glass at that family until they left. Instead, the audio assault continued throughout our visit. The boy seemed very excited about the game, which I suppose is nice, because his idiot parents seemed rather tense with one another. After they divorce, I wonder who will get custody of that loud-ass cell phone.
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rev:reviewer	Ben

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