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| - I love this place, but the review is honest. If my peniis got better with time, so can you guy's menu.
==== FOOD =====
SHE-CRAB
For me the food is only "ok" at best. I tried the "she-crab" soup everyone rants & raves about and is on the menu's "Gotta try" list. Eh...wasn't memorable to me. Was fishy & came across way too many shell fragments. I am a seafood lover. I married a blowfish, for-crying-out-loud. What guy wouldn't?
SHRIMP -N GRITS
You're killing me guys. This is a simple dish. This is down South. If you can't cook good grits, leave them alone. The 'plain old good grits' factor is completely missing from this dish. The shrimp.....ugghh. ..come on guys...sautéing shrimp is not complicated business. Lightly season, marinate 30 minutes, pat that shit completely dry and toss in a hot oiled pan. Five minutes later, magic What the hell is that red greasy crap you put in my grits? Chorizo? You guys really pissed me off with this dish, that's super simple to cook. Yall need one white or black Southern person cooking the local dishes. We ain't gotta wash 'em though! Hoo ahhh!
MAC 'N CHEESE W/ BACON
Sounds appetizing as hell right? Nope they dicked this up too. Possibly the greatest American comfort food, just ruined. Is it edible? Yep and that's it.
RUEBEN SANDWICH W/PASTA SALAD
Um...freaking delicious. Not the best I've had. I'm not used to it being served on square loaf bread but hey, it was pretty on point and the pasta salad with cubed veggies in a sweet/sour base was the perfect compliment. Recommended by Jesse. Thank you very much.
WINGS
Fried crispy without having to ask. Sauces? Pretty decent. Can't go wrong with the wings. A bar favorite and mine.
DRESSINGS
OMG. THEIR HOMEMADE DRESSINGS ARE SPECTACULAR. The first time I tried the blue cheese I accidentally punched this old broad off her stool. Not poop but seat.
FRIED PICKLES
Grrrrr...they're chips not spears. Grrrrr...Everyone knows spears are better. I mean, have you seen Britany's boobs? Balloontastic.
BREAKFAST
Never had it. Have heard everyone there brag about it. I asked Jesse what'd they serve. He said, 'Oh, regular breakfast stuff.' Lol. I believe they serve breakfast all day.
======= DRINKS AND PEOPLE =======
Why I come here. Ask Jesse to recommend you something. You won't regret it. What? The freaking bartender stupid. God I really dig the people here, the way the bar is laid out. Always love outside seating of course. Jesse's a good guy. If you don't sit at the bar, you'll miss why people become regulars here. I'm really gonna miss this place when I leave Charlotte. Dammit.
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