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  • The other reviews(sorry fellow yelpers) left me pretty uninspired to write mine. Till I read PW's. That dude can write a review. I've been a long time fan. So I live two blocks away from Doughnut Pantry. Been here seven years. This was the first time I visited. "Why is that?" you say as you pour more Jim Beam into your work coffee mug in your cube. Well, the reason is Dunkin Donuts. One on Detroit and one on Lorain. Whenever I'm craving donut, my primeval cave brain just goes all pink and orange and next thing you know I'm there. Buying a dozen gimmicky donuts(state of the union blue and red sprinkles, superbowl nacho cheez filled, w-2 red ink icing) in that shiny Sephora of bleary eyed morning zombies. Then later I'm walking the dog on Madison and notice the Pantry. Dammit, why didn't I go there? Because you're stupid and lazy. Sorry, got lost in a conversation with myself. So this scenario has played out countless times now. Had to put a stop to it. The Pantry is the anti Dunkin. No frills. No fancy signage, cute boxes, cute employee aprons, or "wi fi", whatever that is. Just the dough, coffee and old men hanging out in the corner gambling or something. Basic varieties: glazed, eclair, jelly, maple. The meat and potatoes of morning pastry. Dozen for $7.50. Good price. Fast service. Now you hang out at Dunkin and the scenery is great. Beck center, churches, rta rolling by, hip kids on bikes. You hang out on Madison, you see gas station, ugly tenement building, weird dude walking his dog ogling the sexy mannequins in the window of the Mission. Opposites of the creme filled spectrum. Going to make a conscious effort to come back and stay out of that other soulless corporate whorehouse.
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