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| - Are you "some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production?"
Do you like dive bars where the bar is never the same place twice?
Can you handle surly bar tenders, interesting locals, some hipsters, the occasional big gay Indian, and a regular with the best feathered hair I have ever seen since Farrah?
Then do I have a bar for you!
Yes boys and girls, The Bikini Lounge! Where no matter how strange you are, no matter how hip you are, and no matter how much you might be dressed like Woody from Toy Story, you are still not going to be the strangest guy, or girl, in the room!
I love the Bikini. Its within stumbling distance of my girl's house, which makes it the best bar in Phoenix to begin with. That, coupled with the fact that it really is "never the same bar twice" I love going there. Its cash only, which I like even more. I can put X amount of money in my pocket, and when I am out of money, I go home. Its cheap, the drinks are strong, and the people that run the place don't give a fuck in the most loving way.
If you're down town, and you're kinda scummy like I am, the Bikini is the place to be.
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