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| - Service was great but evrything else sucked. It's a steak house, it doesn't need to try too hard, it doesn't need to try to be cute. I got the steak and shrimp, which came with mashed potatos and asparagus. That seems standard and easy for a steak house right? How can you mess that up? Well, Delmonico's found a way. The steak was cooked perfectly, but the shrimp were hard, overcooked, and tasteless. And hey Delmonico's, if I wanted my asparagus jammed through my shrimp like a harpoon through a dolphin I would have asked for them like that. Don't make me look like an asshole while I struggle to remove my vegatables from my crustaceans like a damn caveman. Does that actually look good to anybody by the way? Like that's the best you idiots could come up with to serve a simple plate of steak and shrimp? FFS, just put all the peices on the pkate and let me eat them like the capable human being that I likee to believe that I am. Also, you can't wear hats in the dining room... Get over yourselves Delmonico's, you're not the nice of a restaurant.
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