It's late. You're a little drunk. You're staying at the Luxor. You're too lazy to go out. You're hella sick of McDonalds.
This is your second-best choice. Nothing more. Nothing less.
The chicken tenders are tasty, but you stomach probably isn't feeling too great after day three of a daquiri taper anyway, so you'll feel icky not matter what you eat. Greasy deep-fried food might as well happen. Go hard or go home.