What the shit is this? How does Dollhouse have 4.5 stars? Did everyone write these reviews as they were coming down from their molly high?
This place is a just condensed version of it's big sister Smashboxx next door. I'm giving it 3 stars because I've been here a few times and Yelp considers me a regular, obviously I tolerate it enough to come back. HOWEVER, I will say that it's never me who wants to come here. I'm usually just tagging along with friends. It's not like I immediately jump up, raise my hand and say "hey guys! I have a great idea! Let's go to Dollhouse and dance in a dark room with strobe lights so people who are rollin balls can rub up against us!". Nope. Not the case. I'm usually already wasted and ready to party when I get the cue to head over. And once it was because a few guy friends had a table. YES! My own space to dance on booths and get rowdy. The table we had was in the corner which was a definite score, but there wasn't very much airflow in the corner, we were sweating our faces off. Hopefully since it's cooler now, that place can work on cranking the AC up.
A few questions to ask yourself before you come here
Do you like house music?
Do you like skanky whores/Scottsdale douchers?
Do you plan on blacking the eff out and making bad life decisions?
If you answered yes to any of those 3 questions, you should go to Dollhouse. I hate it, but when I'm wastey face and lookin to shake the money maker, I suppose this is a good choice.