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  • I still can't get over how lousy their cheese fries were. It almost makes me depressed just thinking about it. For the first time in my life I considered making an appointment with a psychiatrist. DurIng my downtime late at night I went through my friends list and pondered unfriending anyone that wrote positively about them. I would describe the cheese fries this way: think of a bag of frozen fries at the grocery store, warm them up in the microwave a bit so they're soggy and not crispy, and throw on some melted cheese that they use on nachos at Little League and AYSO snack stands. Ok, now that I got that off my chest, I think I can move on with my life. Usually an opening with that much negatively would lead to a 1 or 2 star review, but to be fair I will rate Shake Shack as a whole: +1 star for the spaciousness of their layout and overall presentation +1 for the outdoor seating facing The Strip +1 for their custard window: I could see myself returning just for this +1 for their burgers: read everyone else's reviews +1 for the variety of their hot dog options: hello chicken apple sausage +1 for the drinks: shakes and beer, and a beer float -3 stars for the cheese fries After my meal, I returned to my hotel room and sat in the shower crying.
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