So I needed a haircut.
It was late and I was seated at once, and greeted by a very professional perfectionist from Turkey. True American patriot this young man, and a good barber.
Fellow barber was watching TV and shooting loads of politically incorrect loads at the things he saw there - not that it bothers me a bit, but made me react to it.
He took his time, and he did a good job. I left happy with a great haircut. The price was fair for service rendered.