Your right this place is nothing like Paris the city at all. Duh!!! Its a hotel....Of course its not going to be like the city...There are way more toilets in the hotel than you can find in Paris the city. That's the biggest difference if you didn't notice. Now that I've pointed this simple fact out, I'd like to say how much I enjoy going to this hotel. The rooms are nice and large, the beds are pretty comfy too. My favorite place about this hotel is the crepe stand. $6 crepes are filling and fun to eat. You can get either a savory or sweet crepe. The penny slots here are quite fun too!