God punish the liars that say they can cut curly hair. May they go to hairdressing hell where they are forced to cut the hair of gorillas for the rest of their lives.
Fuck. I'm sure the girls here are perfect for cutting straight hair, punk hair, whatever you non-curly hair people want. The price is right and the girls are friendly. They are super funny. And you don't feel like you're in a haughty salon in Bev Hills.
But they aren't the best at cutting curly hair. Just like everyone else. Necessary tips for future curly girls:
1. If it's poofy when they hair dry it, they did it wrong. They will likely also do something else wrong...like cut it.
2. If they defend other stylists you mention who have fucked up your hair before, and say maybe you did something, you should leave. They don't understand that curly hair is different, it is easy to fuck up, and it shouldn't be defended.
3. If they use a flat brush instead of a round brush to blow dry it...wrong.
4. If they cut it straight across...wrong.
5. If they tell you they don't like or don't have curly hair either...wrong!
Thanks for trying girls. It was a good shot.