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  • I can honestly say that this is the first time I've ever received a massage from a professional. It's also the very first time that I have ever been on the inside of a spa. I'm very glad that I lost my virginity to the awesome staff at Vdara. Okay, let's start off with the warm reception. Once my gf and I were taken upstairs to the locker rooms, they let us know that we had to split up for privacy reasons but we could later join each other in the co-ed lounge area. She went into the female locker room and I obviously went into the male locker room. I was greeted by a very friendly fellow who told me all about the spa and gave me the tour. He assigned me a locker and told me where I could shower, relax in the hot tub, relax in the lounge or use the bathroom. I changed into my robe and took a walk around. The locker rooms were insanely clean and well kept. There were sinks on the left side with razors, shaving cream, toothbrushes and toothpaste, lotion, mouthwash and many more items. There were neat stacks of towels and the attendant mentioned that if I needed anything at all, I could let him know. The lounge area in the men's locker had a giant flatscreen tv showing the news. It was mounted on the wall and directly under the tv was a shelf full of various nuts and dried fruit. There was also water, tea, and coffee with all the condiments needed. After soaking it all in, I asked the attendant if I could join my gf in the co-ed lounge. He showed me over to it and I was amazed at the sight. There were many comfy chairs with a sculpture in the center with running water. Soft music played in the background and I was already incredibly at ease. At 6pm our therapists showed up. They walked us over to our private room where we were to receive our couples massage. I let the therapist that was going to be working on me that this was my very first professional massage and that I was also extremely ticklish. Until that day no one has successfully given me a massage. I usually squirm my way out of it and run for the hills. My therapist understood and went to work. We received a Swedish type massage and as soon as she started my body just went limp. I felt so relaxed it was amazing. I didn't try to squirm or laugh or run. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed every minute of it. Sadly, the 50 minutes expired way too fast. After the massage was over they let us spend as much time as we wanted in the meditation room. Again, it was filled with comfortable chairs, running water and candles. It was a very relaxing and serene experience. One that I hope to repeat as soon as possible. The entire package was something that I'd have to pay a fortune for. In all honesty it came out cheaper than I imagined. The couples massage, tax, tip and unlimited time in the lounges costed only $300. Whoa.
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