Why would a simple coffee shop in Touristville want to be pretentious enough to try to mess with a simple club sandwich? Stale bread and untoasted. Mmmmm...make that a triple decker. They replaced it with a simple hot dog. That was horrible, too. Bad meat drenched in "all the fixins". Soggy bun, bleh. My wife's lobster Cobb salad was decent so 2 stars instead of 1.