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  • Ok so first off place looks pretty cool from outside (Driving from strip) the random sculpture is actually kinda cool. We decided to hit the parking lot and not valet, which we should have valeted my car. The elevators were broken and my escort for the night was not too pleased to walk down five flights of stairs. But hey, I'm paying for her company so she can just shut up! If she hadn't been a such seasoned woman in high heels it could have spelled disaster if she tumbled her old ass down those narrow steps. So we made our way to the hotel. Which apparently has no vacuum cause there was this fuzzy stuff all over the floor, my escort thought her weave was shagging. It wasn't. Anyhow. The place is ok, nothing really sticks out. I mean the dealers looked really quite silly and I thought I was at Ringling Bros Circus when I saw them. Even my date laughed and she was wearing a sequins dress to a burger spot haha!!! She ain't fancy! We did have a pretty sweet burger though at Umami Burger. This dude at Center bar was nice also, his name was "Hank or Henry" or something. Nice dude and quick on the drinks. He offered my date a drink but I told him no, as this night was getting too expensive for a hooker... I mean escort. I hate that we had to end our night walking up five flights of stairs. My date was feeling sweaty and dirty by the time we got up to my car. I mean yeah, it's her job to be sweaty and dirty, but still. Ya know? Likely won't ever go back, but if I were you I would check it out anyway. See for yourself :D
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