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| - Some of these reviews have been greatly exagerrated.
The Club - It's what you'd imagine a strip club to look like; dark and poorly lit with cheesy rope light hanging from the walls. The crowd is typical lonely old men (60+) mixed with a couple young guys. Alcohol, like most bars in Toronto, are slightly overpriced.
The Dancers - Most of these men aren't hired for their looks. For every 10 dancers, 1 is actually hot. For every 5 dancers, 1 is hung. If you are a young guy looking to get hit on by a stripper forget it. These dancers will only approach you if you have grey hair, presumably because they are lonely and have more cash to spend.
The Private Dance - If you get a private dance be careful to keep track of the number of songs that play. You are charged $20 PER SONG, not per dance. You have to be direct as the stripper will strip slowly to pass the time and get more cash. Opposed to what others review, it is the stripper who decides where you can touch him. From what I hear, some of these guys are straight and will only allow you to touch them from the waist up, while some dancers are gay and will even go so far as to let you blow them but that depends on either 2 things: The amount of extra cash you give them, or if you're actually a good looking guy and the stripper is interested.
If you keep these things in mind, you'll have a good time.
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