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  • Stay as far away from this nightmare restaurant as possible! We were excited by the prospect of a good Greek restaurant in Scottsdale but from the minute we walked in we knew this place would suck. The decor makes you feel like you are at a really bad family event like a wedding or Bar-Mitzvah. To say the place feels cheap is an understatement. The white drapes look like something that was purchased at a second hand store and were probably made by a grandmother who passed away in the '80s. Also, the strands of beads that are supposed to cover the waitress stand make you feel like there could be pot sales going on right back there. We asked for a table as far away from the terrible Sinatra impersonator as possible at which time the hostess commented that we might actually be able to have a conversation if we stayed far away but unfortunately you can't get far enough away from him unless you drive out of the parking lot. Additionally, the synthesized keyboard and scratchy microphone even furthered the feeling of being at a bad family event. We ordered cocktails quickly but it took about 30 minutes from them to arrive (extremely watered down) to the table. I then ordered the Greek spaghetti which I think only a horse would like given it tasted like a huge salt stick. My wife ordered the chicken pita with no onions - it took again about 30 minutes for the food to arrive and my wife was horrified to find raw chicken in a pita with just lettuce and the "side Greek" salad was lettuce drenched in dressing even though the menu said the Greek salad had the normal items such as tomatoes, feta and cucumbers. We tried to send the sandwich back when it then took another 20 minutes to get a new sandwich which honestly looked like an entirely different menu item - chicken in a pita with raw tomatoes and onions with a Greek salad that actually had vegetables on it however it also had a TON of onions we decided we had enough and asked for the check and left. With so many great restaurants in Scottsdale and Phoenix we are amazed that such a bad one would even try to open. It felt like the owner of the restaurant was trying so hard to make it seem like the restaurant was "classy" but in the end it came across as extremely cheap and of course the raw chicken didn't really help. We will not only never go back but we may not even be able to drive into the parking lot!
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