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| - Wow. I thought there was no such thing as bad pizza until I went to LJ's.
I have never seen greasier pizza. We could end the fuel crisis if we could get cars to run on this grease. A large cheese pizza would probably get you to the moon and back.
The ingredients were horrible. Obviously, the cheese is cheap, the pizza glistened orange and yellow from the grease and cheese. The mushrooms were obviously canned. The sausage looked more like ground beef, maybe it was. There was even some sort of taco pizza with what looked like Doritos on it. Not really sure what to make of that.
The pizza is floppy and soggy, too, cut in long thin slices, no more than a few inches wide.
After a few slices I wished I had had more of the salad bar. Either that or I should have wrung out or wiped down my pizza. It felt like the grease was separating from everything else in my stomach. Not a good feeling.
The crazy thing is this place was packed! There were large groups coming in constantly, always a line to wait to be seated. This I can't figure out. Yeah the staff is attentive and super friendly, but the food, the grease, the ingredients - unbelievable.
Obviously people loved this place. I didn't. It was some of the worst food I have ever had. And I can't say enough about f*ing up pizza, I didn't think it was possible until I came here.
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