I don't know why I haven't reviewed this place earlier. I always assumed that I had, but when I went to see what rating I gave it, I saw that I never wrote a review.
When I want pizza delivered and it's sometime before 2 a.m., Tessio's is generally my go-to place in Tempe. Every single day they have some sort of awesome special going on so sometimes when I call I'm just like, "Hey what kind of special do you have going on right now?" and for not much money me and some buddies can plug our beer-filled guts with some greasy yet oh, so delicious pizza.
You don't have to be drunk to appreciate Tessio's, but you know how pizza is. When you're faded, it always tastes a little better.
One time I had a night to myself. All my friends were off doing something I didn't feel like doing, so I was alone. Home alone. For the first time in years. I ordered up a basic pizza from Tessio's, smoked a lil weed and by God I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie and fell asleep on the couch with a greasy face.
I love this place.