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  • wow, another great gimmick turned into a franchise. the food was quite mediocre. if you've ever purchased a frozen meal in the stir fry genre and microwaved it for lunch, you have an idea what this food tastes like. there is this annoying practice they have going on where your waiter follows you to the buffet, forces you to try bizarre dipping sauces and then pours them over your food. i was also forced to order a strange "flat bread". when my food arrived with the said "flat bread", i thought maybe it hadn't been baked or something because it resembled a glob of paste. i asked my waiter what i was supposed to do with this "matter" and he said "oh, people love this, just spoon some of your food into the bread and roll it up like a tortilla". well i did that but it still tasted like paste and didn't magically make the stir fry taste any less like a frozen meal either. i'm amazed at how easy it is to impress a large crowd of people. there were tons of professionals eating here alongside college students. i would offer two suggestions for everyone eating there: 1. go to jimmy johns if you want basic lunch food. 2. go to cafe luna if you want exceptional tasting food with waiters who won't force you to eat horrible tasting crap. strange, just strange.
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