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  • Sherman, the owner, must use a casting couch to choose staff, cuz they're all hot. Dress for tips. Pretend they're "into" you. Ignore you. You know, like the other chicks at the bar! Then, you get fed unremarkably bland dog chew. Try a soup - dare ya. Glue-like paste mixed with just enough water to keep the spoon from standing on end. Acoustics for music are awful, they've done nothing to fix that since opening, your ears will be in pain if a band's playing. Such a great space, they put a ton of money into turning the old Hi and Dry into a showpiece of mediocrity overdosed on cliche. Oh...and the crowd. If you like the Treehouse Douchebag Circuit, you'll LOVE Southside. Treehouse fuckfaces dress up for this place! Buzzcut closet case meatheads yelling their latest Brook Park softball heroics at all comers. Sherman tore down a historic house next door to make room for...nothing. Thanks Sherm! There's some chick's elementary school finger smears on the walls very demonstratively labeled as "local art". It really needs to just go out of business and re-open under new management, but Cleveland loves its DoucheChachAssSctratchin swill palaces, so this will likely remain.... .....The Crown Jewel of Tremont Poserdom.
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