A hard swallow o_O
Hot can't even begin to describe the spicy mustard coated maxwell street style polish. Verbose enough? As of late I've been divulging into spicy meals where ever & whenever feasible & its been rather flat out, well that's just about it, flat (or maybe I haven't been going to the right places)
As I chatted away with the friendly lady over the counter about all things chi (yes I'm from chicago) the busy bodies of the place were preparing what would be, my last spicy treat for...oh let's say the next decade.
After a short wait, my meal slid in, coated with sport peppers, spicy mustard & everything else in the kitchen sink! Slid the peppers out of the way & worked my way into the meal.
A quarter of the way through the heat had started building up, near half point it felt like an atomic orgasm had just erupted in my mouth! My palate was having a seizure, sweat gushed out of their glands & the tears could no longer be held back! It was scorching hot! To the point where my tongue started rejecting the food the moment it made contact! I gazed at the lady as she remarks "you wanted it spicy" & I return the gesture with the look of defeat. As I take a long pause from the meal to let the heat wear out.
All in all I shall return! For more of the pleasurable punishment! Friendly chi-town staff, neighborly & real. Sorry I couldn't say a proper g-bye, I was sucking up the blood o.O (i kid)