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| - This is honestly the type of buffet you're expecting. It's definitely not the recommended top choice in the area, and not even second choice, but it IS a buffet and it is right in your hotel if you're staying at the Monte Carlo.
Imagine waking up in your hotel bed, head spinning, a large red mark on your untucked tuxedo shirt. Blood? Ketchup? You roll to your side, a Centauride slowly opens one bleary eye to look at you, (female centaur).
"I need unlimited coffee and eggs", you say to yourself outloud, not even sure if the nude mythical creature sharing your torn sheets understands English.
Rolling out of bed and hitching the elevator down to the lobby, you meander in the direction of the buffet signs hoping not to hear the clip clop of your one night stand following behind you.
This buffet doesn't have lobster, or spectacular choice cuts of meat, but it has an unlimited supply of alcohol healing foods. Rice, sushi, soups, chicken, potatoes, desserts, beef, turkey, stuffing, pastas, tex-mex, and beverages. For an extra 10 dollars you can even get unlimited beers and wine. That's hair of the dog done right.
For around $25 dollars, this deal beats out the rest of the buffets price-wise and lets be honest.. after a couple plates you're going to be full anyway.
Who wants 9am lobster anyway after being intimate with a horse creature. There are some things you bring back from Vegas, and shame can be one of them.
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