I was deprived as a child.
At 20 years old, I honest-to-goodness went to Laser Quest for the first time.
After adopting the alias "prncssprkl" (heck yes, Princess Sparkle!) I was holding my activator in the air, waving it like I didn't care before throwing a blinking vest over my head, prepared to pwn the nine-year olds that were also in the game.
The staff here is a tad rude. I have one male worker point blank tell me to go away because it wasn't time to get a code name yet. Thanks? Meanwhile our marshall was sarcastic. I guess after listening to screaming children, or 20 yr olds, you would be too!
Overall, I came in 2nd place, intimidated the crap out of half the kids and had a wicked time channeling my female Barney Stinson.