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i met, the helpful, hardware guy
at Ace. this morning, name was joe
and, as far, as hardware goes
joe's an ace, 'bout bolts and nuts
sprinkler heads, lopers to cut
overgrown, oleanders
customer service, old school standards
trellis, to train, my bouganvilla
joe, the ace, trumps bob vila
u know, the tv handy man
that bearded, beard, for a brand
knows each item, in that store
on his ACT's, scored 34
well that's not true, i didn't ask
but the ACE test, he surely passed
like all the others, on their floor
makes me wish, that there were more
stores run like this, may cost a few
shekles more, but wouldn't you
rather deal with helpful joe
than what they have, at Home Depot?
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