The Hard Rock Gods must have heard my complaints and smited me. Immediately after I wrote my original review all of the hot water in the hotel was shut off (10am on a Saturday). The hotel was very callous about this basically saying sorry nothing we can do but we will give you a $50 gift card. After 2 hours of complaining they finally reluctantly refunded me a nights stay.
No hot water, c'mon. That's like not having a mattress.