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'The things you say are never right,
'The sins of all the world lie on your head.'"
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I am not one to publish anodyne reviews. Get over it.
I also do not allow HQ to have the final word on anything. Have fun deleting this every day; I sure will re-posting it. I will post it every day. Every single day. Close my account if you have a problem with it, Yelp®. Close my account.
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5$ cover? Seriously .... Five bucks on top of the 250$ to play video games? Seriously?
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I indeed patronised this fine establishment before it closed. I walked in. Paid 5$ cash with that denomination with the sixteenth President on it. Walked around looking for people I knew. Found them. Played some Mario Kart®*.
*Always choose Toad.
I drank some pineapple juice. (It was terrible.)
I drank some water. (It derived from Lake Mead, therefore delicious.)
One of the purses from our party apparently grew functional legs and walked off.
Note to the Flag Squad: Go ahead and flag anyway. We all know you will.
Flag early, flag with frequency.
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It was hot as frick in there. Hey IC, do you know that in 2015 there is such an invention referred to as climate control? A lot of the businesses in the valley employ its liberal use.
It was loud as frick in there. Hey IC, do you know that you are not a high-end club, and that there is (video)gaming transpiring here, and thus some conversing is requisite? A bit of common sense would find that lowering the amps just a smidgen would be advisable.
I witnessed security unnecessarily batter an inebriated patron. I helped the guy up while the uniformed employees from Insert Coins stared. They were apparently paid to batter and stare. It's one thing to eject someone; however, it is something else to eject him by violently pushing him on the asphalt on a sidewalk that is heavily trafficked by patrons and just passerbyers. Wonder how those skills/job duties look today on that résumé they have to shop around now that IC is shuttered.
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When staff get their kicks out of sadistically hurting patrons for no justifiable reason, then it is pretty clear that the entire outfit is rotten to its core. It was not the first time either; however, Insha Allah, it might have been the last. Good riddance Insert Coins.
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Game over.
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Rating: One-star, "Eek! Methinks not." (It didn't close soon enough.)
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