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  • For the price, this place is seriously below par. I had a 40-minute sugar scrub/massage, for around $140. The treatment itself was fine, and the therapist was personable and efficient. The room was relaxing and pleasant, though the music was more elevator-style adult contemporary than traditional Zenlike spa music. Kinda lame. The spa facilities are what really suck, though. If you want a massage, fine -- pay the $180 and get your treatment; then get the hell out. I can do a better spa day at my cheap-ass gym!!! There is no reason to loiter here. The "relaxation room" is bland, stocked with tea, apples and vapid Vegas magazines. The rest of the facility consists of a tiny locker room, teeny bathroom, and a steam room. That's it. If you want to soak in a whirlpool, you have to go OUT IN THE CASINO, down the hall, down the elevator, down another hall, and outdoors to the pool area. All this in your spa robe and slippers! And I visited in January -- WAY too cold to be walking outdoors in a wet robe!! I came with three girlfriends, and the place wasn't big enough for all of us. There are only two showers, and one was broken...so we had to take turns. The vanity area in the locker room was tiny, and one of the blow dryers was broken, so most of us just went up to our rooms to get ready. Keep this in mind if you're planning a spa day for your bridal party or something like that -- this place is only big enough to accommodate 2 guests at a time. Besides which, it sucks. If I'm paying $140 for a massage, I want a fancy experience, dammit! Otherwise I'd just go to Massage Envy.
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