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Nothing beats the original.
If you want to experience the original pool party scene in Vegas, you must go to Rehab on Sunday! Be in bed by midnight on Saturday, no excuses! Wake up at 8:00am, get ready. Ladies, lather on the sunless tanner, glue on your fake eyelashes, brush your hair extensions, curl your hair, tease, spray with hairspray and repeat, put on your Beach Bunny Bikini and strap on your 5 inch stiletto heels and get your hot a$$ over to Rehab!
Special note: Don't forget to eat breakfast. Grab a bagel or something.
The earlier you get there, the better. Make sure you do not get in the "Hotel Guest Line", they will make you walk over to the general admission line anyway, NO EXCEPTIONS.
It is always best if you stay the weekend at Hard Rock because you are given two complimentary (wristbands) passes. If you opt to stay somewhere else, be prepared to stand in line for 30mins to an hour (that's if you are in line early), if you arrive after 12pm, you could be waiting in line for hours or not get in at all.
Girls, if you did your homework, meaning, you went to the gym this entire year (not 1 week before your trip), you are tan, you got your nails did and toes and you have your makeup and hair done, you can go up to the front of the line and get in, no problem. You could possibly have an invitation to party with a few celebs in their cabana.
Rehab is always a great time and I always meet the most friendly and random people. If you stick to these three rules, you will have a great time too:
1) Eat before you drink
2) Do your homework (be fit, tan and glam)
3) Hydrate (drink a bottle of water on the hour, every hour)
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