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| - Ummmm this place sucks...me and my girl went here after partying at Tao and after asking multiple people which was better-Sapphires or Crazy Horse, majority said Sapphires. We were also told there's never a cover for Vegas strip clubs. So we hopped in a cab and headed over. Now, from my experience (especially in the NY/NJ area), women usually get into strip clubs for free anyway. Nope, not here. We get up to the cashier and she says it's $44. What???? I immediately said thanks but no thanks but my friend really wanted to experience it. So we went back to the cashier and she says-oh I've worked out a great deal for you two-$36 and we'll give you 2 comp drink tickets. Ok sounded good enough, so we opted in.
The layout is horrible, the music sucked and we were quite disturbed to see this was touted as the world's largest strip club. Half the club wasn't even being used, there were 2 girls on the main stage and random strippers walking around. Nothing to get excited about. We pushed our way to the bar to get our drinks...of course the comp drink tickets were for well liquor only *smh* I got a vodka/pineapple and it tasted sour. We tried to sneak into one of the MANY open seats only to be told by one of the strippers that it was for bottle service only. When I asked her if we could sit there until someone came and needed the table, she said no. But I guess we didn't move fast enough for her because she went and got a bouncer to come over and make us move....b/c yes, 2 chicks in a strip club are your biggest worry...or was it 2 chicks in the strip club who looked better than you and could probably do your job better than you ever wish you could??
The drink made me sick, I was ready to go. My friend decides to go ask the cashier if we can get our money back. I told her that wasn't gonna happen but she tried anyway and of course they said no. We left, only to find our cab driver waiting outside for us-like she KNEW we weren't gonna be in there long.
Maybe we shoulda went to Crazy Horse.
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